屌丝男总结的一件事学会英语时态秘籍

首页影音娱乐屌丝男总结的一件事学会英语时态秘籍(2013年03月02日)

对于屌丝男来说,学习英语是件难上加难的事情,不然,老早成为高富帅了。

痛定思痛,屌丝男为了学好英语,苦寻良策,终于,发现了学习英语时态的“达摩易筋经十二式”,从此精彩生活在向我们招手了

下面就来一一演示英语时态的“达摩易筋经十二式”

第一式:一般现在时: I make love with her everyday. 第二式:一般过去时: I made love with her yesterday. 第三式:一般将来时: I will make love with her tomorrow. 第四式:现在进行时: I am making love with her. 第五式:过去进行时: I was making love with her at this time yesterday. 第六式:将来进行时: I will be making love with her at this time tomorrow. 第七式:现在完成时: I have made love with her by now. 第八式:过去完成时: I had made love with her before yesterday. 第九式:将来完成时: I will have made love with her by tomorrow. 第十式:现在完成进行时: I have been making love with her for two hours. 第十一式:过去完成进行时: I had been making love with her for two hours when her husband came in. 第十二式:将来完成进行时: I will have been making love with her for two hours when her husband wakes up tomorrow morning.
好吧,秘籍已传,是否神功初成就看各位造化了,所谓师傅领进门,修行在各人。

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